This is what happened to me today

You will not believe this!!!!!, Today I went shopping at woollies for the weekly shopping plus a few Christmas things like the leg of ham , WELL while I'm paying my bill somebody pinched my trolley full of groceries you should have seen the look on my face( I'm one of those folks who shows all with my expressions) to say I was gob smacked would be an understatement there I am just turning to put my handbag back in the trolley only to find NO TROLLEY the poor kid who was serving me was speechless the shop was packed I had had to wait ten mins at least at the register everybody is looking at me and saying things like how brazen is that ? and I don't believe it  ect , Rosie then comes round with the car to see whats keeping me and what all the commotion is about ? I then went to tell Rosie what had happened only to find out SHE WAS THE CULPRIT   Thinking she was helping me she had come into the supermarket and taken my trolley to the car so the moral of this LONG storey is DON'T EVER SHOP IF Rosie is about.
Funny now!!! but I was worried sick at first,  then  mortified when I had to say to the front end control girl it was my friend who had taken them.